Imsuchanidiot Quotes

I know there's a large amount
of possibility that you don't think about me,
like I do about you.
But there's that one possibility
that keeps me wondering.
Keeps me hopeful and happy.

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yoshitoad
love

so basically,

I'm getting an x-ray tomorrow because I sort of broke my foot today?
Wanna know how?
lolol I FELL ON IT.
omg I'm such an idiot. ...and I seriously need to lose weight. like, who does this. xD

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Amenah
cute

*playing tennis match*
Me*to friend who doesn't like Novak djokovic: *looks at picture on the can of bālls* Me: hey look we're playing with Djokovic's bälls!
Her: that sounds so wrong.

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Swag Unicorn*
funny

Witty, please listen, I need to feel better :'/

My crush (ex-crush, actually) decided to delete me from his FB friend-list today, but leave all of my friends in it... I thought it was something wrong with me, and I was right. There is something wrong with me for liking such an idiot like him!

I remember the first time I saw him, I suspected something was off with his personality (an ugly one to match his ugly face). But being a fool, I decided to follow my friends and brush off that event that made me suspect that. I just hope I would've deleted him from my friend list first when I wanted to last month! And I hope I never get to see him again. He's going off to college, and I'm glad of it.

I am still embarrassed and apalled for having been attracted to such a creature. And I also feel ashamed of myself, because who knows what he must've thought of me to delete me :(

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artista97
sad

If you ever feel stupid, just remember that you're not like me
and you've never accidentally gotten high before.

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Hale_Storm18
funny