I wanna be a panda
bear so 'freakin bad,
I WANNA BE ON THE COVER OF ZOO MAGAZINES
SMILING NEXT TO ZEBRA AND THE PIG
OH EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES
I SEE MYSELF BLACK AND WHITE
A DIFFERENT ZOO EVERY NIGHT, OH I SWEAR
THE WORLD BETTER PREPARE
FOR WHEN I'M A PANDA BEAR
"Your heroes wear capes and fly.
My heroes are covered in tattoos and sing."
Really? Cause I'm almost 110% positive that my heroes wear dog tags and are risking their lives to fight for my freedom.
I saw this on tumblr and thought that this was absolutely amazing
Convo between my 7 year old students today:
Josie: I have a new crushhhhh
Matt: Me too! On a boy!
Pearl: You're a boy with a crush on a boy?
Matt: Yeah, he's really cute.
Pearl: Oh.
(pause for a bit)
Matt: Boys can like boys. I just can't marry him because boys can't marry boys.
Me: Yes they can. You can marry whoever you want.
Matt: Really?
Josie: YEAH! My tia has a wife and now I have a titi and an auntie.
Matt: Okay. Then maybe I'll marry him.
Dave: (from across the room) No you can't, you're seven.
Age was apparently the only foreseeable problem anyone
of my elementary schoolers could see with gay marriage