Intelligence Quotes

If you refrain from clicking on a 'test your IQ' ad, your IQ goes up by 15 points.
To qualify for a top secret security clearance requires hard work and sacrifice.  But the way I figure it, those sheep and goats weren't going to live much longer anyway.
An intelligence test measures one's ability to get out of having to take it.




Beauty or brains?
F.uck that, it’s not a dichotomy. Let’s not act like mascara glues girls eyes so shut that they can’t read a word of Dickens or solve a trig problem. Let’s talk about how no boy has ever been asked if he’d rather get his Bachelor’s or get married; no boy has ever been told that he’s too handsome to run for office. So why cover up my t.its so you can take me seriously? Beauty or brains? I’ll take ‘em all, thanks.





The Venn diagram of guys who don't like smart girls and guys you don't want to date is a circle.


 

                 I'm smart enough to get around anything. So there's never been anything to stop me 
         BuT mYseLF.

"A woman who wants to be treated like a Queen can neither like nor ask a man to go down on his knees to propose his love for her; because upon bowing down before her by him, he will then never be respected as King by the intelligent people as the prestige of an emperor is measured always by his capacity & capability to stand on his two feet. "
~Anuj Somany
"Less a person can see, more happy he can be."
~Anuj Somany

 
"Learning from own life's blunders is achieving EXPERIENCE, but from others life's experience is attaining INTELLIGENCE that majority of people fail to do."
~Anuj Somany
"A person speaks about his or her level of COMMON SENSE by showing the depth of reverence towards the kind of people whom he or she likes, but the width of his or her true intelligence is gauged correctly and only by one making in others life the real good difference."
~Anuj Somany
 
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