Best Intelligence Quotes This Month

"I think I missed out on the “neat and cute handwriting” gene that every girl seems to have and this is unfair"
Intelligent people have messier handwriting because they think fast. When you think and process things faster, you can also write quicker, but it’s going to be sloppy. People with neat writing are usually (no offense) not as smart. So, I embrace my sh.tty writing.
Plot Twist: All exams get cancelled because the government finally realizes that they are actually just marking students for their memory and not their intelligence and teenagers should be experiencing life and having a good time instead of sitting and memorizing stuff that they're not going to use in the future.
The problem with school isn't the students or anything like that.

The problem with school is that they expect everyone to excel in everything. That's just stupid. People are amazing at certain things and horrible at other ones.

Honestly, it's like:
"Oh, you're not good in math? Well, who cares about how good you are in art! You need to be amazing at math! Don't you realize how stupid you are? Who cares that you can play 24 instruments? You aren't good at this one thing, therefore, you're stupid! You won't get far in life!"

It can even be the other way around!
You could be the top of your class in math, but (oh no!) you're just barely passing in History! Obviously you are a very unintelligent creature and need to be punished harshly for this horrific crime!

No. You don't need to know everything. Stop stressing people out who are already having a really hard f.ucking time just getting through life.
Sometimes the most educated people tend to be the most ignorant.

 INTELLIGENCE IS NOT MEASURED IN YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF MATH
The sign of intelligence is
that you are constantly 
wondering. Idiots are always
dead sure about every damn
thing they are doing in their life. 

school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory

it tests my patience

it tests my ability to hold my pee

it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a b/tch

 
School doesn't even test your intelligence it tests your
Memory,
It tests my patience,
It tests my ability to hold my pee,
It tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a b/tch
 
"Blow minds, not dudes" 
actually, you can do both! what a concept! that woman can be intelligent as well as sexually active! and that we don't live in the 18th century and woman don't have to be pure virgin housewives if they don't want! oh my gosh

I hope my word'makyou feel  as
stupid as you really are.

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