Best Internet Quotes This Week

My parents lied to me.
Talking to strangers on the internet was, like the best decision of my life.

We're literally random people around the world sitting on the internet
telling bad jokes to each other. Why is this the most important thing I've got going on?
We should all just take a moment
to be thankful that the Internet has 0 calories.




what if the internet doesn't actually exist and
you're just mentally insane and staring at a box pretending there is light coming out of it and you're talking to people



 
If you get a boyfriend, does that mean you have to spend less time on the
internet becaue I don't know if I'm prepared for that.
My parents often warned me that people on the internet could be lying
about who they really are. But I've found that the internet is the only place where people are truely themselves and real life is where they lie about who they really are.
 

When an ad starts playing music
in one of my browser tabs...



Me: I will find you. 

Me: And I will kill you.

 





i cannot remember what i did on the internet before
twitter, tumblr, witty, facebook and all those other websites.



 
It all started when I didn't get parental consent
before going online








I like when Google answers
my stupid questions because it means I'm not the only one asking Google stupid questions.






 
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