You're so perfect and it's depressing because i like
reallyreallyreally like you but I'm never going to meet you
and I hardly know you but you're like amazing and I want to
help you argh it's stressful
It sucks when you like when of your
internet friends.
Like you're probably never going to meet them,
and like you like them and it's really like, it's sucks
balls.
And when they're like 4 years older than you. Whywhywhy?
Me: Does anyone want
to go to a concert with me? Real life friends:
Me:
Real life friends: Internet friends: YES OKAY I'LL BOOK A FLIGHT
AND WE CAN HAVE A SLUMBER PARTY AT YOUR HOUSE AND HUNT THEM DOWN
AFTER THE SHOW AND MEET THEM AND MAKE THEM LOVE US AND MOVE IN WITH
THEM.
My parents often
warned me that people on the internet could be lying
about who they really are. But I've found that the internet
is the only place where people are truely themselves and real
life is where they lie about who they really are.
Me: Does
anyone want to go to a concert with me? Real Life
Friends: Me: Real Life Friends: Me: Internet
Friends: YES OKAY I'LL BOOK A FLIGHT AND WE CAN HAVE A
SLUMBER PARTY AT YOUR HOUSE AND HUNT THE BAND DOWN AFTER THE SHOW
AND MEET THEM AND MAKE THEM LOVE US AND MOVE IN WITH THEM.