Internetfriends Quotes

i have more internet friends than real life ones.
You're so perfect and it's depressing because i like reallyreallyreally like you but I'm never going to meet you and I hardly know you but you're like amazing and I want to help you argh it's stressful

I give up tbh
It sucks when you like when of your internet friends.
Like you're probably never going to meet them,
and like you like them and it's really like, it's sucks balls.
And when they're like 4 years older than you. Whywhywhy?

LOVE SUCKS.
Mum: Do you think that you can miss someone
without actually meting them?
Me: Yes, without a doubt
Mom: Internet friends aren't real friends.
Me: Oh, and friends who talk shît behind my back and never invite me to anything are real friends?


Me: Does anyone want to go to a concert with me? 
Real life friends: 
Me:
Real life friends: 

Internet friends: YES OKAY I'LL BOOK A FLIGHT AND WE CAN HAVE A SLUMBER PARTY AT YOUR HOUSE AND HUNT THEM DOWN AFTER THE SHOW AND MEET THEM AND MAKE THEM LOVE US AND MOVE IN WITH THEM.



If you can make me physically smile when talking to me online then you are fantastic

(◠‿◠)
You blocked me on Facebook.
Now you're going to die.
 

My parents often warned me that people on the internet could be lying
about who they really are. But I've found that the internet is the only place where people are truely themselves and real life is where they lie about who they really are.





          Me: Does anyone want to go to a concert with me?
          Real Life Friends:
          Me:
          Real Life Friends:
          Me:
          Internet Friends: YES OKAY I'LL BOOK A FLIGHT AND WE CAN HAVE A SLUMBER PARTY AT YOUR HOUSE AND HUNT THE BAND DOWN AFTER THE SHOW AND MEET THEM AND MAKE THEM LOVE US AND MOVE IN WITH THEM.


nmq


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