Irony [noun]: When someome writes your a loser.
sometimes i close my
eyes when i write because
i can't bear to read the
words i need to write,
but don't
want to.
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present
tense makes me
uncomfortable
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It's ironic how
the people we think of as the world's
greatest writers were once
shunned by their society.
It gives me hope that one day
I'll be known for something.
I
hate Comic Sans.
Oh, the irony.
Oh, the irony.
I'm trying to come in first if it's the last thing
Marilyn Monroe
and Albert Einstein
Once, at a prestigious social
gathering, Marilyn Monroe spotted Albert Einstein from across the
room and remarked in her sensual voice to a nearby attendent,
"imagine if me and Einstein had a baby, it could be perfect.
Beautiful like me, and smart like him". Only a few minutes
later did someone approach Einstein to tell him what Ms. Monroe
had just said, and he replied with; "but what if it turns
out opposite? Ugly like me, and dumb like
her".
*Writing on the school's bathroom wall*
Things I Hate:
1. Vandalism
2. Lists
3. Irony
