Irony Quotes

when no guys like me: "OH MY GOD IM GOING TO BE FOREVER ALONE PLEASE I WILL PAY SOMEONE TO GO OUT WITH ME"
when a guy is interested in me: "OH MY GOD I CANT DO IT I NEED THE SINGLE LIFE THIS ISNT HAPPENING IM TOO SOCIALLY AWKWARD WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME"
The great irony of science.
Its called the persut of knowledge, 
but the more we learn the less we know.

Friend: You're too easily offended
Me: I can't believe you just said that...


nmq





I was told the other day:
"You're just full of surprises.
Who would have thought the
sweet, innocent Rebecca
obsesses over metal
and military history?"
story of my life 



 
My kids would

Never be made to feel unloved, unbeautiful or pressurized into being someone they aren't.
There will be no scales, diet pills, unrealistic images of size 0 models, tape measures or talk of weight in our home.
They will know that I will always be there to listen and help, and that they don't have to resort to a blade.


You know what the funny thing is?
Because of my eating disorder, I doubt I'll be able to have children.

 
Quotes create ideals.

Ironic, is this not?
Irony is a strange thing.
Like being good at drama lessons and being seriously socially awkward.
it's meeting the man of my dreams......

.....and then meeting his beautiful wife.

 
and isn't it ironic?
That Awkward Moment When
You mispell misspell
That Awkward Moment When
You realize how ironic that was



 Isn't it ironic that I feel the least alone when I'm by myself and feel the most alone when I'm  in a room full of people?
 


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