Best Irony Quotes This Week



I proofread all my quotes to make sure I didn't any words out.




Someone just called me uneducated.

Whatever that means.




It was Hi.tler's 124th birthday on Saturday.

I notice Google didn't do a doodle.

Me: *watches Catfish while talking to people online*



Isn't it ironic how here on witty
there is a category about sports and
no category about food?



 
Everyone: If you keep listening to your music so loudly you'll be deaf by
the time you're 20
Me: What
Things that I hate
-Boring formats
-Irony
-Lists
format-br0kenwings LEAVE THIS HERE PLEASE.


Isn't it ironi
HOW THE PLACE YOU HAVE SPENT
all your life dreaming of escaping to
could be the place someone else has spent
all their life dreaming of escaping from?
 


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Please don't remove this!


What I've noticed on Witty.
Everybody says they hate being social, yet this is a social network.




High school is not about finding your husband.
It's about finding your bridesmaids.
NMQ.


 

because tagging 'nmq' is kind of cheating, imo.
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