Ithinkimfunny Quotes

I feel like if they were going to
name bed sizes after royalty, they
should have named a Full, a Duke
instead, if you think about it.

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Dishonored*
funny

My last name is the present tense of his. (totally compatible)
Our sisters graduated together. (future sister-in-laws)
They were both sleeping while we were texting. (coincedence? fate.)
We both want the same number of kids. (no discrepencies)

You're all invited to the wedding.

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lost dreamer*
love

hell's going to be hilarious with me in it.

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*kawaii satan*
idk

*conversation with mom*

me: hey mom I was thinking of being a stand up comedian because my jokes are really funny
mom: no they're really not you never finish them because you laugh at literally everything you say
me: i do not
mom: oh yeah?
me: yeah i'll prove it
me: how does moses
me: giggle chuckle
me:
me:make his tea
me:
me: snicker
me:
me:
me: hAHAH HahAHaha ho hahahahMY God MO M I S2 G HAHah hAH aAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahaHAHAHH

29 1

SelinTheBean*
jfc

just be thankful for right at this very moment
you do not have cramps.

5 3

BrookieeCookiee
ithinkimfunny

Me: Oh my god I hate Blurred Lines.
Sister: I like it?
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: Hey hey hey.
Sister: Yeah?
Me: Hey hey hey.
Sister: Oh.
Me: Hey hey hey.
Sister: Okay! I get your point.
Me: Hey hey hey.
Sister: Can you stop?
Me: Hey hey hey.
Sister: *death glare*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: :D

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Breeze
imannoying