Best Itstrue Quotes This Month

"All you do is sit on that computer."
Lies, I sit on the chair.


 
I'm sorry but if you dont like at least one of Ed Sheeran's songs,
than we can't be friends.
With the right song, anything can become a love story:

 
Example: Listen to "Jar of Hearts" by Christina Perri while playing temple run. Slowly you'll see it morphing into a sad story of a boy who can run and run, but will never get away from his broken heart. His ex will always be chasing him(the monster monkey things) and bringing back the memorys. The faster he runs, the farther away they get. But there will always be another opstical there to slow him down and let her run towards him to rip him apart again.










 
Sometimes I sit in class listening to the dumb f.cking idiots and I swear I can feel my brain cells commiting suicide one by one.
How to become Witty Famous:
Be a guy 
and it’s hard to hate someone
once you understand them
That awkward moment
when your parents don't
appreciate the hilarious and sexy child
that they have been blessed
with.

 
Confession #66

95% of the time
When I say 'I'm cold'
I'm not talking about my body being cold,
I'm talking about my soul.

 




how am I expected to
make real life decisions
when I still go up the stairs
on all fours???


What screws us
up most in life
is the picture
in our head of
how it is
supposed to be. 
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