Ive Quotes

ladies, if he knows you for one day
and he's already hitting you with the
"I love you", he's probably lying. and
if he adds in "I've never felt this way
about anyone before.." then not only
is he lying, but he probably throws 
that same line to anyone that'll listen.
all in all: proceed with caution.
applying to jobs is the never-ending
circle of hell that no one should have
to endure. 
He was gonna quit tomorrow,
















 
we're all gonna quit tomorrow. . .

I was saving up money to get someone in my family something nice. but then my family annoyed me as a whole. so I just spent multiple hundred dollars on myself. even though I should probably have kept all that money due to the fact I won't have a job soon. but whatevs. can't stop won't stop.
literally the only adult thing I
know how to do is taxes. lmao.
ARROWS
 

"So you guys have been hanging out a lot lately."

"Yeah."

"Do you like him?"

"Sure."

"No, I mean, like..."

"What?"

"Are you interested in him?"

"He's interesting, sure."

"You know what I mean."

"I'm not romantically interested in him, no."

Twenty-one footsteps.

"All right, will you be honest with me?"

"Yeah."

"Promise?"

"Yeah."

"Are you a lesbian?"

"No."

"You know I'd still love you were."

"I'd hope so."

"I would."

"I'm not."

"You've never admitted to liking a guy."

"I like plenty of guys."

"You know what I mean."

"Yeah, okay."

Fifteen footsteps.

"So you can honestly tell me you're not interested in him at all?"

"No."

"Not at all?"

"No."

"At all."

"Nope."

"You're so weird."

"Yeah, I guess," eeked out, with just a hint of resignation, between shrugged shoulders.


I've got a bad case of the f**k it's.
How do the picture thing with the teXT BOX thing???//?/??

Moving pICTTURE!!1!!??
format by sandrasaurus


Spent so
much time
Trying to
fix Your
life that
I forgot
about Mine...


 
Patrick: My memory is so bad
Spongebob: How bad is it?
Patrick: How bad is what?

People You Might Like
  • Dudu*
  • mariah_love1369
  • Steve
  • E*
  • *Freedom*
  • halfempty
  • Skimrande
Newest Wittians
  • lloyd37
  • kennabee
  • uluruayersrocktours
  • wcralabama
  • loldot
  • ttatianq
  • caro106