Jeff Quotes

If you know who Jeff the rabbit is then we can be friends
CHALLENGE!
go on this website:

http://podbay.fm/show/659314776
Try and find a Full Frontal episode without the following:
-Jack saying he's gonna throw up
-Jeff dieing in the background
-Alex messing up someone's name
-Weird sound effects
-Alex saying, " Goddammit, Jack!"
-Someone burps
-Alex and Jack doing some kind of accent
-Jack saying "Respect" 
-Jalex
- All the intended fans called actually pick up the phone
-Jack mumbling

 
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GOOD LUCK ;D
When he begins to feel like he's not good enough for himself.
I begin to die inside.
Because he has become a part of me.
And if he can't see the beauty in himself
I have to wonder how can he see the beauty in me

How to survive Jeff the killer: 

1. When you see him jump out of a window 

2. die! 

Thats how you survive Jeff the killer, SEE YOU NEXT WEEK! XD
Slendy, Jeff the Killer and Ben Drowned (Plus me) I found this on youtube, And there was one character I did not know the name of, so I decided that the character looked like me, so...I will just say its me! I made a few difference aswell, too names and stuff:

Slendy: -Walks over to the fridge- Hey Ben got anything to drink?
Ben: -Sitting on table playing video game on laptop, Jeffery across from him- Yeah! In the fridge
Jeff: Hey, Can you pass me some Malk?
Slendy: -raises none exsitant eyebrow- I dont think we have any malk but i can get you some milk!
Ben: Thats...what he just said!
Jeff: yeah, give me the malk!

Slendy: No your saying MALK like its a diese!
Ben: -Laughs softly- How do you say it?

Slendy: I say It the way everyone ortta say it "Milk" M.I.L.K
Ben: Yeah, Like to 2 percent!
Jeff: yeah like whole Malk!
Slendy: No say Milkshake!
Jeff: Milkshake!
Slendy: Now say milk!
Jeff: Malk!
Slendy: -slaps black arm over his face twice- Are-Are you hearing this? -Turns to Ben-
Ben: Yeah the guy wants a glass of molk!
Slendy: MOLK?!?
Ben: GIVE HIM THE MOLK SLENDY!
Me: Ben! Inside voices please!
Ben:Sorry dad! -Whispers- my white friends!
Jeff: SLENDY POUR ME A GLASS OF MALK!
Slendy: Why are you yelling at me?
Ben: Just give him the frickin' molk!
Slendy: you guys aren't even saying the same thing!
Jeff: we're all saying MALK SLENDY!
Slendy: No your saying malk, you saying-
Ben& Jeff: BLUHAHAHAHHAHAHA, Blahhhhhhaaahahah, muuuuuuuuuuuuahahhahahah,errrrrrr!

Original video is so funny, Andress of youtube video: http://youtu.be/zsy8NEfX4V0

Jeff the killer.
Go to Sleep.
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Jeff: Hey, just what the hell are we supposed to do in the meantime?
Jeff: Jack each other off? Is that what you want me to do?
Jeff: Do you want me to jack Masky off?
Jeff: That's gross. You're gross, Korbyn.
Jeff: I'm not gonna jack Masky off!
Jeff: I'd let him jack me off...
Jeff: But I'd close my eyes and pretend he was some chick!
Jeff: Yeah, yeah, Masky c'mere...
Jeff: Slendy don't watch!
Jeff: I can't tell if you are because you don't have any eyes...
Jeff: Turn around!
Never Forget 6/3/12
One year ago today, four teens from around me were killed in an awful car accident.
One being a girl I knew.
They were being teenagers and thinking they were invincible, participated in something known as "boone-ing" around here.
They jumped railroad tracks, overcorrected, hit a ditch, flipped, then finally stopped when they hit a tree.
One survived.
They were young and had their whole lives ahead of them.
If you're reading this today, say a quick prayer for the friends and family of these four teens.
Rest in paradise Lexi Poerner, Kevin Fox, Jeff Chaya, and Blake Bartchak
We all miss you guys.

 
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Jeff_the_Killer
I
Love
So
Much
A relationship is an institution
Me: so is Alcatraz.
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