Jelly Quotes

I had my first peanut butter and jelly sandwich in more than five years. It was delicious.
So NASA says that a strange rock appeared in front of the rover after taking another picture. Best description that NASA, the huge science aerodynamics group involving space discoveries, was that it looked like A JELLY DONUT. Ladies and gentlemen, if you don't recall, JFK said "Ich bin ein berliner" which translates to....I'm a jelly donut. WHICH MEANS: JFK IS FROM MARS, AND THAT PEOPLE FROM BERLIN, MARS. Just as your....fun theory of the day :D 
I know im diffrent from you but love me for me and not what you want me to become because that is just rude you dont contorl my life i do.
Never let me go
Talking to my jellyfish :D
Friend: "I'm peanut butter."
Friend: "Be jelly!"



You know like short for jealous but jelly goes with peanut butter so it's like...yeah I'll stop now

My convo with my older sister last week

Me: She just Jelly bro. 

My Sister: She's just jelly without peanut butter.

Me: EXACTLY she jelly without peanut butter.

 
 
  You are my jelly to my burger, 

 the knife to my soup, the glitter to my sushi, and the ketchup to my icecream.
My point is, you're worthless.


 ♥

 
Have you ever
Just wanted to be like
"F*ck this, 
I'm batman"
Or is it only me?

 
I only eat the,
C i n n a m o n
Jelly bean,
When I'm feeling like a,

B a d  A s s .
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