Jerk Quotes

Her:Baby, i want to break up with you.
Him:WTF is with y'all today?You're the third that says that to me...

*Actuall conversation with actual person on facebook*
Me: hey
Jerk-face: hey
Me: whats up?
Jerk: nothing.
Me: that's cool.
Jerk: Yeah...I got to go.
Me: okay.
*thirty minutes later*
Me: hey freak, did you forget I could see when you're still online?
Jerk: .....
Me: that's what I thought
Jerk: *disconects*
 

And you could put a dozen bullets in my leg,
Stab me in the heart 50 times.
You could force me to lay down on a bed of nails,
And drive them through my body.
 
But none of it would hurt half as bad,
As what you put me through.

Oh I am so sorry to hear that your car is broke and how you won't be racing anymore. If only i could of seen it id be more happy . I knew that karma was gonna back to you sooner or later and bite ya in the a.ss and just wait cause that aint all of it from what you put me through your gonna get a h.ell of a lot karma& ill be there to watch it all happen.

Jerk move

Look at me, look at you
theres nothing left between us two
we did all we could it just didnt work
we both ended up feeling like jerks
we try to put the past behind
but it gets harder every time
turns out me and you weren`t fate
and you really aren`t my soulmate

If I tell you my secrets, 
I expect you not to tell anyone. 
but thanks. 

The thought of you makes me vomit.

   Two years gone, and you're still putting me to
sleep with those same tears.



 

“You may have loved him longer, but that doesn’t mean I have loved him any less”