DID YOU KNOW?
In 1981, 16 year old Robert John Downey, Jr.
served a one day suspension from
high school after snatching a comic book from the
hands of a classmate and ripping it to shreds
while calling him a nerd.
What comic book was his classmate reading?
"The Incincible Iron Man"
In 1981, 16 year old Robert John Downey, Jr.
served a one day suspension from
high school after snatching a comic book from the
hands of a classmate and ripping it to shreds
while calling him a nerd.
What comic book was his classmate reading?
"The Incincible Iron Man"
A guy asked a girl in the library
"Do you mind if I can sit beside you?"
The girl answered
with a loud voice saying;
" NO I DO NOT WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU! QUIT ASKING ME!"
All of the students in the library started staring at the guy.
After a couple of minutes, the girl quietly walked to the guy's table and she told him;
I study pyschology and I know what a guy is thinking, I guess you felt embarrassed, right?
The guys responded with a very loud voice;
$200 DOLLARS FOR JUST ONE NIGHT?! THAT'S TOO MUCH!
All of the people in the library looked at the girl in shock and the guys whispered in her ears;
"I study law and I know how to make someone feel guilty. "
"But nice try though."
" NO I DO NOT WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU! QUIT ASKING ME!"
All of the students in the library started staring at the guy.
After a couple of minutes, the girl quietly walked to the guy's table and she told him;
I study pyschology and I know what a guy is thinking, I guess you felt embarrassed, right?
The guys responded with a very loud voice;
$200 DOLLARS FOR JUST ONE NIGHT?! THAT'S TOO MUCH!
All of the people in the library looked at the girl in shock and the guys whispered in her ears;
"I study law and I know how to make someone feel guilty. "
"But nice try though."
Yeah, I am a
freak. But you know what?
Someday, I just might grow out of that.
But you will never stop being a jerk.
Someday, I just might grow out of that.
But you will never stop being a jerk.
You've always loved my smile. Is that why you stole it from
me?
I just told Peanut1299 about how mad i was at someone and this is
what she said.
"Can I go all Weasel on him?
And bash his b.alls in?
And make his manboobs concave?
And dress him up in a dress?
And wax his ba.lls?
And send him to Antartica?
In a bikini?
And take pictures of it?
And then send him to Africa?
And Inject HIV into him?
And keep him in an insane asylum until he dies?"
This is how you can tell we are related by blood.
"Can I go all Weasel on him?
And bash his b.alls in?
And make his manboobs concave?
And dress him up in a dress?
And wax his ba.lls?
And send him to Antartica?
In a bikini?
And take pictures of it?
And then send him to Africa?
And Inject HIV into him?
And keep him in an insane asylum until he dies?"
This is how you can tell we are related by blood.
Life's a jerk.
Me: *talking about the type of music I like*
Guy: That music is terrible.
Me: I understand that you're entitled to your own opinion..
Me: But you opinion is wrong...
Me: And for that, you must DIE!
Me: *drops pile of CDs onto his head.*
