Jewish Quotes

Heniah' bo' shalom saba, atem elle netsah' bo' shelanu lev.
השאר שלום סבא, אתה לנצח בליבנו.
1942-2013
Goodbye Grandpa. 
You're quirky personality, exaggarted stories and wisdom helped me so much. I love you. 
love, your granddaughter. 
Format by Breeze
Jewish weddings are the best weddings and don't even question me on this because you know it's true

 
 I am not afraid of..

-Muslims
-Christians
-Jewish people
-Immigrants
-Gun Owners
-Gays/homosexuals



But I am afraid of spiders


Need an ark?

I Noah guy.





*PASSOVER*
  day 1: okay, i can deal with no bread. it won't be that bad.
  day 2: this whole "no bread" thing isn't as fun as it sounded.
  day 3: seriously, i want bread right now.
  day 4: yeah. i'm done with this. where's the bread at?
  day 5: like, actually, i'm done with this holiday. bread?
  day 6: i wasn't kidding. this isn't even funny anymore.
  day 7: this stopped being funny 5 days before it started.
  day 8: yup. i'm officially 23794483% done with this holiday.





 





it's March. someone please enlighten me
as to why there's still snow on the ground.




 
Happy Passover... I'm eight minutes in and I already want bread...


I JUST WOKE UP AT 5:12 IN THE MORNING TO MY BLARING ALARM. LIKE MOST MORNINGS, I WAS FREAKING OUT LIKE A MANIAC ABOUT HOW MUCH TIME I HAD TO GET READY. THEN BEING THE WONDERFUL CHILD THAT I AM WHO NEVER PROCRASTINATES, I CHECKED MY SCHOOL'S WEBSITE. THEY CANCELLED SCHOOL. I COULD'VE SLEPT ANOTHER SIX HOURS! THEY CANCELLED IT IN THE MORNING! WHO DOES THAT? I AM ACTUALLY SO MAD RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I'M UP. THAT WAS JUST PLAIN CRUEL OF THEM. I HAD AN OUTFIT PICKED OUT IN MY HEAD AND EVERYTHING!!! I HAD JUST JUMPED INTO MY SKINNY JEANS AND THEN I CHECKED THE WEBSITE!! I COULD'VE BEEN UP UNTIL 2:00 AM LAST NIGHT ON WITTY OR TUMBLR OR WRITING OR READING!!! THIS SUCKS!!! WELL, ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, AT LEAST I HAVE A SNOW DAY, RIGHT?

 
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