Best Johngreen Quotes This Year

Google: Why does my cat lick me?
John Green: Okay, I'm gonna let you in on a little secret
John Green: Cat's believe that all other organisms are cats.
John Green: Once you realize that, a lot of cat behaviour begins to make sense.
John Green: So, why does your cat lick you?
John Green: Because it thinks it's grooming you.
John Green: So, when your cat licks you, he's thinking--"I love you, gigantic, hairless cat. And to show you, I will lick you."

Question: Do you think it matters how many people someone has slept with?
John Green: No and it particularly bothers me that women are held to a different standard on this than men.
John Green: Also, it's such a weird thing to care about. Like, imagine, if I started eating Cheerios for breakfast, Cheerios be like, "I'm the 48th ceareal you've tried eating! I don't feel special!"
John Green: Well then screw you, Cheerios. I can't go back into the past and un-eat all those cereals, but that doesn't mean I don't genuinely enjoy your whole-grain crunch!

maybe there's something you're afraid to say, or someone you're afraid to love, or somewhere you're afraid to go. it's gonna hurt. it's gonna hurt because it matter.

- john green

It  hurt  because it  m a t t e r e d . 
 ~John Green
 

“Not that smart. Not that hot. Not that funny. That’s me: I’m not that.”

-John Green
 

Nerds like us are allowed to be


unironically enthusiastic

about stuff. Nerds are allowed to love stuff, like,

j u m p - u p - a n d - d o w n - i n - y o u r - c h a i r - c a n ' t - c o n t r o l - y o u r s e l f

LOVE it. When people call people Nerds,

mostly what they're saying is "You like stuff."

Which is not  a good insult at all. Like,

"You are too enthusiastic

about the miracle  of human consciousness."

                                                                ~John Green
 

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