Joke Quotes

I went to a tourist information booth and said "Tell me about some people who were here last year."
The frustrated cannibal threw up his arms
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows?
They're making headlines!
A scientist cloned himself, but the clone turned out to be incredibly rude. Eventually, the scientist got sick of his clone and pushed him over a cliff. The next day he was arrested for making an obscene clone fall.
What do you call a running chicken?
Poultry in motion.
The oddest years of my high school career were 9th and 11th.
A zen student asked the hot dog vendor to make him one with everything.
Space heaters are the perfect housewarming gifts.
I tried to kidnap a blacksmith, but when I turned my back, he made a bolt for the door.
A nine year old girl has disappeared after using moisturizer that makes you look ten years younger.
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