a lot of my life
has
been realizing
that i
would
cross
oceans
for
people who wouldn't
jump puddles for me
jump puddles for me
So I get home and there's
this random guy on my couch and he's like "Alright, I
don't want to hurt you. Just put your stuff down and get on
the ground. I just want your money." And I almost had a
heart attack. I was like, "OMG, please no I don't have
any money. I'm too young to die." Then he was like,
"Nah man, I'm just messin with you. I'm your
brothers friend. He's in the shower, I'm just waiting for
him."
That guy is a genius....
That guy is a genius....
making a joke
in front of a ton of
people
and having them all crack up
is one if the most beautiful feelings
you’ll ever feel.
Don’t deny
it.
It's
funny how if
you
get
an A
on a test, your grade goes up like
2 percent, but if you get an F on a test, your grade goes down
like the Titanic.
My mum complained that I've never lifted a finger to help around the house. So I lifted a finger.
Apparently, it was the wrong one.
