Best Joke Quotes This Week





the person who invented marriage was creepy:
"hey, i love you so much, i'm gonna get the government involved so you can't leave."



 
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a lot of my life

has been realizing that i would

cross oceans

for people who wouldn't

jump puddles for me


 
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