Jokes Quotes

If the joke's on you, experts recommend keeping calm and utilizing the 'trap and roll' mount escape.
'Practical joke' is a redundancy.
“When a sensible quote is adored a lot by many or most people on a person’s INDIVIDUAL social media account, then wondering why it feels usually as if he has either cracked a joke under the guise of a thought or others are just trying to poke fun on him through a deluge of LIKE & COMMENT vote and often both; especially more when the same post has also his own photo on it.”
~Anuj Somany
 

A joke at one's expense is its own reimbursement.
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what my jokes have resorted to~
sister: go buy me poptarts
me: *arrives with thy poptarts*
me: okay so I didn't know what flavors so I got two
sister: strawberry and cherry? I would have just pickes strawberry.
me: well, it's been awhile since you had a cherry so yknow.
#forevermentallyinmiddleschool






I just realized how fucklng depressing my account is.
 
Credit for this format goes to alpaca prophet
With Great Power
Comes Great Electricity Bill









"ooooohhh"
i say


as i still don't understand.








 
Dont make fun of fat kids,
they have enough on their plates as it is.
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