THIS ONE IS FOR YOU MUSIC
NERDS LIKE US
*My sister and I trying to teach a boy to play piano*
Boy: Did you ever take piano lessons?
Sister: No, Im a natural I guess.
Me: Well, aren't you sharp?
Sister: Take notes then.
Me: Now, lets not cause any treble.
Sister:
Me: Score!
Sister: Give it a rest.
Me: Are we going to be doing this the whole time?
Sister: I could go on for forte days.
Me: That would B major.
Sister: I swear, you are beat in' me up over this.
Me: Im sorry, I didn't mean to. It was accidental.
Sister: You have some major problems.
Me: I don't like your tone.
Boy: Come on guys, compose your thoughts carefully.
Sister: Yeah, lets stick to the coda conduct.
Me: Okay, this is getting ritarded.
Sister: Yeah, I can't think of anymore clefer things to say.
Me: This is alto much for me.
Sister: This is really becoming unbarible.
Me: Good thing you are A minor. Your jokes are so bad, you could have got double time.
Boy: What is going on? Why are you guys laughing so much?
Sister: Well, bassically- *starts laughing*
Me: Okay, lets just get bach to the music. Its too much for her to handel.
Yes, we had an entire conversation in music puns. If you don't know much about music and band, this probably makes no sense.
*My sister and I trying to teach a boy to play piano*
Boy: Did you ever take piano lessons?
Sister: No, Im a natural I guess.
Me: Well, aren't you sharp?
Sister: Take notes then.
Me: Now, lets not cause any treble.
Sister:
Me: Score!
Sister: Give it a rest.
Me: Are we going to be doing this the whole time?
Sister: I could go on for forte days.
Me: That would B major.
Sister: I swear, you are beat in' me up over this.
Me: Im sorry, I didn't mean to. It was accidental.
Sister: You have some major problems.
Me: I don't like your tone.
Boy: Come on guys, compose your thoughts carefully.
Sister: Yeah, lets stick to the coda conduct.
Me: Okay, this is getting ritarded.
Sister: Yeah, I can't think of anymore clefer things to say.
Me: This is alto much for me.
Sister: This is really becoming unbarible.
Me: Good thing you are A minor. Your jokes are so bad, you could have got double time.
Boy: What is going on? Why are you guys laughing so much?
Sister: Well, bassically- *starts laughing*
Me: Okay, lets just get bach to the music. Its too much for her to handel.
Yes, we had an entire conversation in music puns. If you don't know much about music and band, this probably makes no sense.
If life
gives you Limes,
rearrange the letters so they spell
Smile.
rearrange the letters so they spell
Smile.
Yo Mama
Jokes
This is a quote for you to comment some of the funniest
'Yo Mama' jokes you have ever heard.
Let's see how funny these get.
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'Yo Mama' jokes you have ever heard.
Let's see how funny these get.
who told spiders it was ok to come inside of my house this is not some kind of hotel im running you need to leave
Sometimes I have to restrain myself from making inappropriate
jokes
in a new friendship because I don't know if they'll laugh or start running away.
in a new friendship because I don't know if they'll laugh or start running away.
Brother: Yo momma so stupid, she was locked in a mattress store and fell asleep on the floor.
Other Brother: Yo momma so fat, when she walks in high heels, she strikes oil.
Mom: Yo momma so stupid, she got pregnant four times and didn't put any of them up for adoption
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