My boyfriend
thought
it would
be funny
to tell
his
mom
I was
pregnant
(its
not
true)
-_-
her reaction: "You better take care of that baby." *walks off*
My reaction: whaaa? :o
haha
her reaction: "You better take care of that baby." *walks off*
My reaction: whaaa? :o
haha
"Bowsers
my bad
to my
pie."
"My Daisey to my berry."
"Mario's my care to my heart."
"Sonics the one I wanna marry."
"My Daisey to my berry."
"Mario's my care to my heart."
"Sonics the one I wanna marry."
My best friend doesn't like Nutella. I'm not sure how
we became friends in the first place.
Mom
and
I are
in the
car
on the
way
home
from
school
and
joking
about
something.
Mom: Yeah you better look ashamed!
*turns on radio*
radio: SOO SHAME ON ME NOWWWWWW
*die of laughter*
Mom: Yeah you better look ashamed!
*turns on radio*
radio: SOO SHAME ON ME NOWWWWWW
*die of laughter*
Witty:
Write
Something
Clever!
Me: Okay
me
Me: Okay
me
Me: Hello, 991
911: Yes, what is your emergency?
Me: Two guys are fighting over me....
911: Yes, ma'am, what is wrong with that?
Me: The ugly one is winning....
911: Yes, what is your emergency?
Me: Two guys are fighting over me....
911: Yes, ma'am, what is wrong with that?
Me: The ugly one is winning....
Also shoutout to the rude peole
who give me dirty looks when
walking around the mall with my
children. Get struck by a bus.
who give me dirty looks when
walking around the mall with my
children. Get struck by a bus.
Boy: My
Father's name is LAUGHING and my Mother's name is
SMILING.
Teacher: You must be Kidding?
Boy: No, that's my brother. I am JOKING.
Teacher: You must be Kidding?
Boy: No, that's my brother. I am JOKING.
Kay
babe<3
