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Some girl: OMG Ricky Martin is so hooot! Marry me <3
2 hours ago · comment · 20 likes
Random guy: I have a better chance at marrying him than you do.
30 minutes ago • like • 43 likes
 
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OMGUYS THILITERALLY JUST HAPPENED. 
 
~me texting my crush~

crush: heyy whats up
me: nothing much i'm pretty
me: oops i'm pretty tired***
crush: haha, well it isn't a lie though. you are very pretty.

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG.
 

boy: bad word that starts with a b
girl: ive been called worse
boy: oh yeah like what
girl: your girlfriend!
girls friends: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
hey you! do you belive in true love or should i walk by agin ;)
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