me: *just finished getting ready*
person: I'm pretty tired..
me: hoe don't do it.
person: maybe we should just do this tomorrow..
me: oh my god.
person: I'm pretty tired..
me: hoe don't do it.
person: maybe we should just do this tomorrow..
me: oh my god.
The one time I get a phone call
And I have my face stuffed with food.
So I'm practically playing chubby bunny
While on the phone with my cousin.
Fabulous.
Having cramps so bad you throw-up
and start sobbing in the bathroom.
justgirlythings
and start sobbing in the bathroom.
justgirlythings
It's such a lovely moment
when your mom talks
s.hit about you on the
phone loud enough for
you to f.ucking hear.
Just beautiful.
when your mom talks
s.hit about you on the
phone loud enough for
you to f.ucking hear.
Just beautiful.
That small moment
of sadness when your teacher assigns seats and you're really far away from your friend.
Me: We don't have school tomorrow.
Mom: Why not?
Me: Who cares? I don't have to go.
That moment when
I should stop eating skittles....
They keep making my teeth break....
They keep making my teeth break....
so, after seeing multiple cleverbot posts yesterday,
I had an urge to go on and like yeah.
Let's get down to business, to defeat the huns.
Did
they send me daughters when I asked for sons?
You're
the saddest bunch I've ever met.
But
you can bet before we're through.
Mister
I'll, make a man, out of you.
Excellent,
because I'm a computer.
I had an urge to go on and like yeah.
Let's get down to business, to defeat the huns.
Me: *Thinks of something I have to do*
*Reads one quote*
*Forgets*
CRAP!!!!!! 💀
*Reads one quote*
*Forgets*
CRAP!!!!!! 💀
