Kbye Quotes

Me in the summer :
ugh , it's so hot out. I wish it was cold. I want winter.

Me in the winter :
WHERE'S THE SUN I WANT SUMMER .I NEED HEAT IT"S LIKE ANTARCTICA HERE !
Real Womecan be skinny.
Real Women can have curves.


Being a bigger girl, I hate when I see things like "You need to go on a diet, you ugly fat cow"
But at the same time, I also hate when I hear "Eat a burger you anorexic toothpick; get some meat on those bones!"

Another person's body is not your choice, period.

I went jogging this afternoon and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said "Hey, you dropped 50 bucks" and i took it and started running and while i'm running i'm laughing because the 50 dollars didn't belong to me. 
im off.. goodbye xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Last night with my mum
Me: *laying on floor*
Me: *looking for movie to watch*
Me: *finds Shrek 2*
Me: ehh It will do
Mum: How lazy can you get?
Me: I'm so lazy any meaning task is exhausting
Mum: *shakes head*
Mum: *walks away*
Me: *lays there looking at movie for 5 minutes*
Me: MUM!
Mum: *across the house*
Mum: What?
Me: Can you do me a massive favor?!
Mum: No!
Me: Please?!
Mum: What?!
Me: Carry me up the stairs!!!
Mum: NO!
Me: UGHHH!!!
Me: DO YOU HAVE TO MAKE ME DO EVERYTHING?!!?
Mum: *ignores*
Me: *still on the floor*
Me: *drags myself to the staircase*
Me: MUM I COULD BE IN THE ARMY BECAUSE IF I GOT SHOT IN BOTH MY LEGS AND COULDN'T MOVE THEM I COULD DRAG MYSELF PRETTY DARN GOOD!
Mum: *walks over to me*
Mum: *shakes head*
Me: *bites onto movie*
Me: *pulls myself up the stairs*
Mum: You are so lazy
The end








my dog and I
have intense stare downs, because nobody else will look at me for more than 5 seconds.

 



 

 
f o r m a t  j i m m y 3 6 5


I don't wanna' spend my life jaded
Waiting to wake up one day and find
That I've let all these years go by
Wasted
-Carrie Underwood

If my parents can ever go back in time and change their history, right before they leave I'll tell them where I want to be born.
Drake: You calling me a liar?

Josh: I ain't calling you a trutha!!


I miss Drake & Josh :(
comment your favorite songg, so i can listen to it<3
#boredd.


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