Best Kbye Quotes Ever



Incoming Freshmen

You can have
-good grades
-a social life
-enough sleep

But you have to chose two.
Good luck.















....Or you can be like me and have none of them



 


If you're going to get in trouble for hitting someone, might as well hit them hard.
Hey guys....I'm bored. Comment your name and I'll give you one that matches with it. K bye.
-MikeyJames.

Nobody wants you
Nobody needs you.
Nobody cares for you.
Nobody likes you.
Nobody misses you.
Nobody remembers you.
Nobody inspires you.
Nobody wants to look at you.
Nobody praises you.
Nobody loves you.



I'll be your nobody.








honestly believWorld WaThree
will start by a simple text message sent by a p|ssed off girl that will read"K. Bye."



 
Last night with my mum
Me: *laying on floor*
Me: *looking for movie to watch*
Me: *finds Shrek 2*
Me: ehh It will do
Mum: How lazy can you get?
Me: I'm so lazy any meaning task is exhausting
Mum: *shakes head*
Mum: *walks away*
Me: *lays there looking at movie for 5 minutes*
Me: MUM!
Mum: *across the house*
Mum: What?
Me: Can you do me a massive favor?!
Mum: No!
Me: Please?!
Mum: What?!
Me: Carry me up the stairs!!!
Mum: NO!
Me: UGHHH!!!
Me: DO YOU HAVE TO MAKE ME DO EVERYTHING?!!?
Mum: *ignores*
Me: *still on the floor*
Me: *drags myself to the staircase*
Me: MUM I COULD BE IN THE ARMY BECAUSE IF I GOT SHOT IN BOTH MY LEGS AND COULDN'T MOVE THEM I COULD DRAG MYSELF PRETTY DARN GOOD!
Mum: *walks over to me*
Mum: *shakes head*
Me: *bites onto movie*
Me: *pulls myself up the stairs*
Mum: You are so lazy
The end








my dog and I
have intense stare downs, because nobody else will look at me for more than 5 seconds.

 



 

 
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comment your favorite songg, so i can listen to it<3
#boredd.



I went jogging this afternoon and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said "Hey, you dropped 50 bucks" and i took it and started running and while i'm running i'm laughing because the 50 dollars didn't belong to me. 
Me in the summer :
ugh , it's so hot out. I wish it was cold. I want winter.

Me in the winter :
WHERE'S THE SUN I WANT SUMMER .I NEED HEAT IT"S LIKE ANTARCTICA HERE !
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