Best Kid Quotes This Month

Me: You're sitting in my seat
Kid: I don't see your name on it
Me: It will be written in your blood if you don't get the f.uck up
Why aren't there adult sized playgrounds?
Like, everything is the same as a kids playground, but bigger. Why do we not have those?

this kid that sits next to me in math class said to me today, “you’re my favorite person at this table because u don’t talk to anyone and u just sit there” and I said ” I don’t know how to respond to that” and he replied with “that’s because u don’t talk”

SO ON VALENTINES DAY MY TEACHER WAS ASKING THESE KIDS IF THEY ARE IN LOVE AND SHE CALLED ON THIS ASIAN GUY NAMED YANG AND SHE ASKED “ARE YOU IN LOVE???” AND HE SAID NO AND THIS RANDOM KID SAID “DON’T WORRY YANG ONE DAY YOU’LL FIND YOUR YIN.

If on the first day of school a kid says 
"present" instead of "here"

during attendance you know they're gonna be an annoying little sh.t bag.

When I was 7 I tried to run away from home but I wasnt allowed to cross the street so I just took left turns and I eventually ended up back at home and it was really embarrassing

                                                         when i have a kid my only argument will be 'shut up you're like 12'

Remembr swine flu????????? fav if ur a tru 2009 kid.
"The Three Things
A Guy Should Want
To Change About
HIS Girl Is Her
Last Name, Address,
And Her Viewpoint On Men."
-Kid Cudi

no matter what you’re good at there will be a 7 year old chinese kid who’s better
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