Best Kik Quotes This Year

“Do you have KIK?” — Straight white male for “we will sext for 25 minutes, you’ll receive an unsolicited picture of my d×ck and then I’ll KIK you a hello five days in a row, regardless if you answer or not.”

Nope. Don’t have KIK.

 

Stranger: 18 m usa

You: 16 f usa

Stranger: Kik?

You: Nah son sorry

Stranger: Who you callin son, kiddy?

You: Who you callin kiddy, son?

Stranger: Your the younger one here???

You: You're* and you're the male here, so you're a son
 

Stranger has disconnected.

Random Fact: Every year about 98% of the atoms in your body are replaced.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
I hate it when you are on kik
And you start typing
Then the other person starts typing
And then you both stop typing
Then you type again
And they start typing again....

Wanted: A Actual Friend That Won't Judge , Actually Cares, That Will Be Here To Talk To Even At 3 Am, A Good Listener, That Will Listen To Me Rant About My Life... Anyone Interested? Reward: I Will Do The Same.
Some kid on kik:

Kid: Hey
Me: Hey
Kid: ur cute :)
Kid: Well.. I mean there's better looking people...
Kid: I just didn't want to be mean.
Me: Yeah... 
Kid: Wanna send me a n.ude? ;)
Me: Oh boy, Can I?! That'd be such an honor! </end sarcasm>

Like, do guys like have a new strategy?
Insult girls to make them feel like sh.t 
about themselves enough to send them 
m.sturbation material? 

Like, if you're actually decent human beings
you might actually get laid every now and then.

Guy: Wanna see my d*ck?
Me: No.
Guy: I wanna show you my d*ck.
Me: Please don't.
Guy: Here's a picture of my d*ck.
Me: Oh god, eye-molestation.
Guy: Send me a pic of u.
Me: *sends picture of obese, very hairy 
old man, dressed in drag as retaliation* 
Me: That's me bby <3

Haven't heard from him since.
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 How do people have an actual conversation on omegle?Whenever I go on it there are just people asking me my gender,age and kik.:\


 

My quote.Do NOT Steal


okay, i was looking for ways to text people in other countries so i just downloaded kik on my phone, so if any of you want to be friends with me/talk to me/flirt with me, comment your kik usernames. mine's spideybite.

 
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