“Do you have
KIK?” — Straight white male for “we
will sext for 25 minutes, you’ll receive an unsolicited
picture of my d×ck and then
I’ll KIK you a hello five days in a row, regardless if
you answer or not.”
I hate it when you are on
kik
And you start typing
Then the other person starts typing
And then you both stop typing
Then you type again And they start typing again....
Wanted: A Actual Friend That Won't Judge , Actually Cares, That
Will Be Here To Talk To Even At 3 Am, A Good Listener, That Will
Listen To Me Rant About My Life... Anyone Interested? Reward: I
Will Do The Same.
Kid: Hey Me: Hey Kid: ur cute :) Kid: Well.. I mean there's better looking
people... Kid: I just didn't want to be mean. Me: Yeah... Kid: Wanna send me a n.ude? ;) Me: Oh boy, Can I?! That'd be such an honor!
</end sarcasm>
Like, do guys like have a new strategy?
Insult girls to make them feel like sh.t
about themselves enough to send them m.sturbation material?
Like, if you're actually decent human beings
you might actually get laid every now and then.
Guy: Wanna see my d*ck? Me: No. Guy: I wanna show you my d*ck. Me: Please don't. Guy: Here's a picture of my d*ck. Me: Oh god, eye-molestation. Guy: Send me a pic of u. Me: *sends picture of obese, very hairy
old man, dressed in drag as retaliation* Me: That's me bby <3
okay, i was
looking for ways to text people in other countries so i just
downloaded kik on my phone, so if any of you want to be
friends with me/talk to me/flirt with me, comment your kik
usernames. mine's
spideybite.