Oh, hi, Kitty. Can I talk to you for a second? I was so psyched
that a fellow Cheerio was nominated for Prom
Kitty: Thanks Bree.
And then I heard that you weren't going to campaign for it and
instead you were throwing your support to that Asian girl from Glee
club because you thought it was "her turn." Now, if
that's true, you might wanna tie yourself down, because this is
gonna be a rough ride. I just wanted to remind you that a Cheerio
has not won prom queen for several years now, we've had prom
queens from Glee club, including the Jewish girl and a gay dude.
And if we're not careful, I swear to god, we're gonna have
a black transsexual named Unique as prom queen, before we have a
Cheerio as prom queen. Now I know you’re thinking to
yourself, ‘But oh-em-gee, Bree, I love the Asian girl from
Glee Club!’ Well punch yourself in the face so I don’t
have to. I do not give a flying FART, and the Cheerios do not give
a flying FART, about how much you love your sisters from Glee Club.
You have 51 weeks out of the year to ‘love your sisters from
Glee Club,’ and this week is not, I repeat NOT, one of them.
THIS week is about winning prom queen for the Cheerios, and
that’s not gonna happen if you’re off campaigning for
Kim Chee Cohen Barf, or WHO-EVER; are you an idiot, Kitty?
That’s not a rhetorical question, I literally want you to
tell me if you’re mentally slow, so I can be sure
you’re not nominated for future prom court.