Kitty Quotes

  Me: Baby go get that cockroach it scaring me :(

Kitty: ......

Me: Oh f.ck that cockroach baby f.ck it eat it go f.ck -.-

Kitty: Grabs that cockroach and bring it to me and drop it on my lap..

Me: OH MY F.CK GOD YOU B.TCH OHHH F.CK YOU *Ninja attack on cockroach* (._.)


Wow i love my cat.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Qit3ALTelOo
My cat is not soft, he is fat. 
So instead of singing soft kitty to him I sing...



*Fat Kitty
Large Kitty
Giant Ball of Fur
Hungry Kitty
Hungry Kitty
Purrs no more*





 
By far the most heart warming video 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcTDjh-DUls
 

Okay so guise I just got news that I'm getting a kitty. All I know is that it will be a gray Persian  (girl) and I'm going to actually buy it in two days. 
I need help on figuring out what to name her. 

So just comment a name please?
Any kind of names will do. 
:D

thanks sooooo much


 
~Scarlett

 

OMG I just freaked out when I put my cursor over the Witty logo!
Thank you Steve!
Happy (belated) Birthday Witty!
The Story Of Bunny And Kitty.

=^-^= 

Hey!

(\   /)
(.   .)
C(")(")o 

Hey!

CBA to do the rest.
Oh c'mon! I made a bunny..
A BUNNY!

Format: Just a random format from Witty, thanks to the person who made it! 
If i was your kitty would you take me home? :3
In
the
mem
oration
of my kitty,
Teardrop, witho
out you, I would hav
e ALMOST no one to talk
to, u know the most about me
from pretty much everyone, you
sit and cuddle, make me feel go
od about myself, and don't ca
re if I am having a smelly
day today. Haha
Me: meow meow meow
Cat: meow
Me: meow
Cat: meow meow
Me:
Cat:
Me:
Cat:
Me:
best moment ever.


true story



 
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