Kthxbye Quotes


my family is so poor we all instagram the same plate of food.  
"TBH" Translations:



"We need to hang out more" = Please don't ever come within 1000 mile radius of me.
"OMG you're like soo pretty!" = You're probably not.
"We need to talk more" = Ew. Don't ever talk to me.
"You're so sweet and nice" = I have nothing good to say so I'll lie. Btw you're and annoying f*ck.
"You're an awesome person" = You're not.
"We should message each other" = Probably gonna block you if you actually message me..
"You look like a nice person and you're pretty" = Who the f*ck are you?
"You're a cutie XD" = I actually hate you and am attempting to plot your murder but everything doesn't seem violent enough.
"You're so funny" = You really aren't that funny. You just think you are. You're actually quite an annoying f*ck.
"You're so nice to everyone" = You're a b*tch. K bye.
"You're perf:*" = You're not. You're probably the person that everybody secretly hates.
"You look like a model! ♥" = Pile of bones. Please eat a cheeseburger.Or 10,000.
"Please get ugly. :*" = Please get plastic surgery. Or a paper bag. Whichever you can afford is fine.
"Share some of that gorgeousness:* ?" = Ew. Don't share anything you've touched, breathed on, been in the presence of with anyone. I don't want rabies.

Btw this is a joke, if this offends you, then get the f*ck off the internet.
Left my laptop at school all weekend...ahhh I have my baby backkkk

I just want to

sleep, and sleep,

and sleep, and

NEVER wake up.
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