"TBH"
Translations:
"We need to
hang out more" = Please don't ever come
within 1000 mile radius of me.
"OMG
you're like soo pretty!" = You're
probably not.
"We
need to talk more" = Ew. Don't ever
talk to me.
"You're
so sweet and nice" = I have nothing good to say
so I'll lie. Btw you're and annoying f*ck.
"You're
an awesome person" = You're not.
"We should
message each other" = Probably gonna block you
if you actually message me..
"You look
like a nice person and you're pretty" = Who
the f*ck are you?
"You're a
cutie XD" = I actually hate you and am
attempting to plot your murder but everything doesn't seem
violent enough.
"You're
so funny" = You really aren't that funny.
You just think you are. You're actually quite an annoying
f*ck.
"You're
so nice to everyone" = You're a b*tch. K
bye.
"You're
perf:*" = You're not. You're probably
the person that everybody secretly hates.
"You look
like a model! ♥" = Pile of bones. Please
eat a cheeseburger.Or 10,000.
"Please get
ugly. :*" = Please get plastic surgery. Or a
paper bag. Whichever you can afford is fine.
"Share some
of that gorgeousness:* ?" = Ew. Don't share
anything you've touched, breathed on, been in the presence of
with anyone. I don't want rabies.
Btw this is a joke, if this
offends you, then get the f*ck off the internet.