One day during class, my
calculus teacher wasn't paying attention to where he was
walking and he smashed his foot into his desk. He started to hop
around on one foot, and yelled out,
"MOTHER-----" but then he looked up
and saw 23 students staring at him and smoothly finished with,
"FUNCTION!" Thus,
MOTHERFUNCTION was born.
Smile, because
you’re beautiful. Laugh, because you’re living life
to the fullest. Stand strong, because haters can’t bring
you down.
hah
If you are going to be with me when you are bored and you want to laugh,
I should put a price on me..right?
Of course I laugh at my own
jokes.
Why should I be left out just
because I'm the one who's incredibly hilarious?
Whales are not lollipops.
If you put a whale on a stick and lick it,
it will lick you back.
If you put a whale on a stick and lick it,
it will lick you back.
You
can
go through
life
pushing
people
down
to get
higher,
but
in the
end
its
not
how
high
you
got rather
the journey
that
got
you
where
you
are.
