Best Laugh Quotes This Week







Looks like Billy Ray put
too much loco in Miley's hot cocoa







 









Sometimes I wonder how many
miles I've scrolled my cursor...





 








I hate it when teachers say
"You think it's funny?" Obviously. That's why I laughed.





 




The other day, a woman got wooden breast implants.
A funny punchline would be good here,
wooden  t i t?


 









Tell someone, "you wore that
shirt the day after yesterday" and see how long it takes them to get it.





 


 
One Direction Insults:

Louis:
Boys with as/es like mine don't talk to girls with faces like yours.
Harry: I care about you like Niall cares about childbirth.
Niall: I can make your girl scream louder just by clicking the follow button.
Zayn: Your face is as ugly as mine is sexy.
Liam: I know you are but what am I!!

every christmas my mum suggests that we all sit and play monopoly, and every year it ends with her crying in the corner, dad refusing to talk to anyone, my older brother screaming, my little brother running away and me sat at the table laughing maniacally as i buy 2 more hotels  

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?

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"Bison."

"All you do is sit on that computer."
Lies, I sit on the chair.


 



don't you hate it
when people make a joke about you, about something
you're actually incredibly insecure about and they don't
realize it, but every laugh feels like a stab in your chest,
because it hurts so much and brings up memories you'd
rather forget. but you can't say anything, because then
people would know your weaknesses. they'd know how
insecure you really are. so instead you just laugh it off, 
and hide the pain you feel inside.


 
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