Best Laugh Quotes This Week







What if one day Google was
deleted and we couldn't Google what happened to Google?





 



Kanye West is the Kanye Best.

Better than the Kanye Rest.

This is no Kanye Jest.

We are all Kanye Blessed.

I'm screaming at my phone but you still aren't stopping.


Why is this even happening?


You cannot stop my Kanye Quest.




 Follow me. :) 









Dear Middle Finger,
Thank you for always sticking up for me when necessary.





 


 







 

*Slam dunks your opinion into the trash*





 

At  McDonalds  last  night  this  dude,
 gave me the wrong flavoured mcflurry, 
    so i threw it back at him and yelled   ,
"You McF/cked up. 

format credit to: Jade672

 
Me: Hello 911 there's like a thousand dead people here!

Police: Where are you?????!!!!!!

Me: At the cemetery.


I hope when you die you get to see
your life stats. Like how many

times you laughed, or how many times you kissed.
Or how many people have loved you
or how many have hated you.
How many times you made a stranger
smile or laugh, or how many people thought

you were pretty. What kind of impression you
made on others and what
everybody else thought of you.



 








Person: What does the fox-
Me: *swoops in*
Me: *puts hand over mouth*
Me: NO














I don't know how people get
eaten by sharks. I mean, how can you not hear the music?





 








If I could pick 3 words that describe
myself, they would be "I suck at math".







 
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