Laughs Quotes

Knock
knackin

snickers
snackerz
You lost your phone and its on silent? Too bad if you liked it you should of put a ring on it 😏
So, me and my friends were watching Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet (don't judge we were just watching it to make fun of it). There were these guys standing on some steps and this is SO creepy. One of them looked exactly like my social studies teacher and the other looked just like my science teacher, exept, like, 5 years older. It was so creepy and I told my SS teacher, and he just laughed like I had told him a joke. I don't think he believed me lol. My science teacher doesn't know though.

What a wonderful Winter
We are having this Spring. 

Christmas came a bit late this year
Did you just unfollow me?
God said adam and eve nOT ADAM AND LEAVE
Guy: Can I borrow a pencil
Me: Sure
*hands pencil*

Guy: You're welcome
Me: Thankyou 
Guy: 
Me: 
Guy:
Wait. 
Math class today:

Mrs. Sutton: "I'm sorry Isabelle, I was to busy telling Patrick to wait after he snapped at me."

Patrick: "Well I didn't mean to its just a....a habit."

William: "A habit? Are you serious?"

Ginny: "Well he has a dog..."

Mrs. Sutton: "HEY!!!"

*Everybody laughs*


Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Me: *Think*
Me: If you can say, ''You are not funny.''
Me: You can say, ''You aren't funny.''
Me: You can say, ''You're not funny.''
Me: So basically, you can say, ''You'rent funny.''
Me: ''You'ren't funny.''
Me: *Laughs*
All my lab partners do is look up hybrid animals on their IPads and laugh the whole time.
But I honestly can't stay mad...their laughs...just...hahaha!
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