Laws Quotes

The Law of Times.  It's the best of times plus the worst of times times 1/(the total number of times) pretty much all the time.
"A woman who remains connected with her mother via a communication link to convey on a daily or a weekly basis the things about her in-laws members as what they eat, drink and think; normally likes the man of the house to act like a weak mouse before her & so naturally always keeps her married life on the brink of the failure."
~Anuj Somany




TRUE CHANGE CANNOT BE MADE IF IT IS
bound by laws and limitations or predictions and imagination ++


 
If you live in the US and have ever sent a message to someone telling the recipient to kill themselves you've committed the felony of encouraging suicide and depending on the state's laws (meaning what class felony it is) you could be looking at a fine of $25,000+ and 10+ years in prison, just for encouragement.
If they actually do it you are legally responsible and in some stares you can also be charged with manslaughter.
The best thing in life is finding someone who knows all your flaws, mistakes & weaknesses, but still thinks you're completely amazing


Water is so dangerous that it's the #1 cause of drowning in the world. In addition to that, everyone who is exposed to water has died. I think we need water control laws.


 
World's Weirdest Laws
1 Texas, USA -it is illegal to milk another person's cow.
2 England -it is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament.
3 France -it is illegal to call a pig Napoleon
4 Japan -it is illegal to import photographs of male genitals
5 San Salvador, Bahamas -drunk drivers can be punished by death before a firing squad
6 Singapore -chewing gum is illegal
7 Thailand -it is illegal to step on a bank note
8 Switzerland -it is against the law for men to urinate standing up; which is the same time that it is illegal to flush the toilet
9 Bangladesh -it is against the law for schoolchildren to cheat on exams
10 California, USA -it is illegal to 'wiggle' whilst dancing
You say that gun law would prevent shootings?
Please go on about how criminals follow laws.


Dumb Law#1
In Alabama, It is illegal to wear a moustache that can cause laughter in a church






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