Lazy Quotes

I'm not lazy i'm just on energy saving mode



I thought music would never abandon me but my cell ran out of battery and I was too lazy to find the charger...




 

Online Class:

You must spend 2-4 hours a day

on the educational website to earn credit!



Me:
* opens educational website*

*does the easy coursework*

*keeps the tab open *

*opens witty*

*wins at life*




and they will never know....






 
I'm not lazy. I just enjoy doing nothing.
Me: I'm going to exercise today.
Me: *Does one sit up*
Me: I feel so accomplished.
If I got paid for being lazy, I'd be a billionaire.
I didn't write any new poetry today. I feel lazy
I don't like taking a break or day off from my writing
Poetry is what makes me feel better, even if some of it is depressing
I need to write something soon. I need to create. 
Im a sad lazy girl.
I am lazy, the laziest
girl in the world. I sleep during
the day when I want to. I
eat as I please: cookies and milk
after lunch, butter and sour cream
on my baked potato, foods that
slothful people eat.
Sometimes come dinnertime Sunday
I am still in my nightgown, the one
with the lace trim listing because
I have not mended it. Many days
I do not exercise, only
consider it, then rub my curdy
belly and lie down. 
I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated not to do anything.
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