Best Lazy Quotes This Month

Sometimes, when I drop something, I'll just stand there
and groan until someone picks it up for me.



BravoSierra's format

 
                          I almost replied.


 

If you're ever feeling lazy, just remember that the Ancient Greeks
believed that their God's lived on top of a very climbable hill, but no one even bothered to check



BravoSierra's format

 
If I had a rapper name,
                                                 it would be Lay-Z.                 
 

Me: Ugh I have to go to the bathroom
Me: Can someone go to the bathroom for me?
Me: OH WAIT NEVERMIND!
Sister: that just shows the extent of your laziness.
doctor: are you sexually active?
me: i'm not even physically active.





I want to be hot,
                                                   but I don't want to work out.




BravoSierra's format

 
I broke up with my gym.
                                                                                                      It just wasn't working out.                 
 

I don't wear make-up
 not because I don't care what people think
but because I'm too lazy to put it on every.single.morning.

 


"Omg Americans are all obese and lazy. I hate being American."
If you say that, you're stupid. Absolutely stupid. So a lot of Americans are fat, like there's not fat people in every other damn country. People like food, who are you to judge? Oh, all Americans are lazy? Really, because 98% of the adults that I know work their ásses off on a daily basis, for nothing in return. Think before you speak, otherwise you'll just make yourself look like an idiot.

 
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