Legendary Quotes

"You like D&D, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini, and Croquet. You can't swim, you can't dance, and you don't know karate. Face it, you're never gonna make it."
"I don't wanna make it. I just wanna" *epic guitar solo*


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If I was Jay-Z, you'd be my Beyonce
We could rock the nation like they do
And if I was Da Vinci, you'd be Mona Lisa
Paint a smile perfectly on you.
And if I was James Dean, you could be my Audrey
Breakfast at Tiffany's for two.

So throw me away
Cause if I were a boomerang
I'd turn around and come back to you.
Right back to you.

Boomerang (Legendary) 


And then suddenly it hit me. 
That moment when you realize you're not half empty. 
That moment of all moments.
Like there is music in the night and we can dance the sun out of the sky.
These are the nights when everything feels possible.
Maybe one day we'll fall short of the stories´╗┐ we tell,
But tonight we are more than just words on a page.
We are here,
we are different,
& we are everlasting.

We are half moon kids.
We are legendary.

Maybe Tonight (Legendary)

When someone is so beautiful,
but they don't see it.
Pain in its purest form
is stepping on a plug.
So people who cut themselves,
stop cutting
and step on plugs instead.
I assure you,
it is infinitely more satisfying.
Theres nothing like a pretty dress
to make a girl feel good about herself.
(Something weird happens)

Buddy: I feel sorry for you.
Me: I feel sorry for me too.
Someone: (drones on) Excuse me, are you listening?
You: What? I'm sorry, I can't hear you over how awesome I am.
I swear
That I could be amazing,
I just need a little help.
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