Best Legendary Quotes Ever



Music spoke to me
when no one else would.

 
(Something weird happens)

Buddy: I feel sorry for you.
Me: I feel sorry for me too.
When someone is so beautiful,
but they don't see it.
Someone: (drones on) Excuse me, are you listening?
You: What? I'm sorry, I can't hear you over how awesome I am.
Theres nothing like a pretty dress
to make a girl feel good about herself.

And then suddenly it hit me. 
That moment when you realize you're not half empty. 
That moment of all moments.
Like there is music in the night and we can dance the sun out of the sky.
These are the nights when everything feels possible.
Maybe one day we'll fall short of the stories we tell,
But tonight we are more than just words on a page.
We are here,
we are different,
& we are everlasting.

We are half moon kids.
We are legendary.


Maybe Tonight (Legendary)
 

If I was Jay-Z, you'd be my Beyonce
We could rock the nation like they do
And if I was Da Vinci, you'd be Mona Lisa
Paint a smile perfectly on you.
And if I was James Dean, you could be my Audrey
Breakfast at Tiffany's for two.

So throw me away
Cause if I were a boomerang
I'd turn around and come back to you.
 
Right back to you.

Boomerang (Legendary) 

 

Some people

has an endless

supply of


Stupidity

 
And Peter would mention:
"Don't be afraid to die,  'cause to die would be an awfully big adventure."
Pain in its purest form
is stepping on a plug.
So people who cut themselves,
stop cutting
and step on plugs instead.
I assure you,
it is infinitely more satisfying.
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