Legendofzelda Quotes

So I found out that my bf and I both want to get the Legend of Zelda triforce as a tattoo c:
Created myself a Navi Fairy, Hey, Listen! Text message notification ring tone, only wanted to throw my phone against the wall a mere 30 times on day one.

Why must video games insist on defying all laws of physics and common sense?
 

Eating your enemies does not give you magic powers.
You should not be able to shoot fireballs underwater.
It's dangerous to go in the tall grass, but you can go and overthrow a giant criminal organization.
Spiders my size should not exist. Period.
A person made out of metal should not exist.
And a person made out of metal should not weigh the same as a princess.
I have never even seen a tyrannosaurus rex, much less heard of a ten year old beating one up.
"We're gonna battle with our Pokemon in order to liberate them from trainers!"
Mushrooms don't give you random growth spurts.
Stickers have never helped me in a fight. Ever.
Since when can magic dust be made out of toadstools?


 

 

 





 

People who say that cartoons can't be hot, they obviously haven't played The Legend Of Zelda, because Link is quite good-looking.
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