Legit Quotes

•When I was 8 I didn't open a wardrobe into Narnia.
•When I was 11 I didn't get my letter to Hogwarts.
•When I was 12 my satyr didn't come to take me to Camp Half-Blood.

Gandolf, I'm waiting on you to take me on an exciting adventure when I'm old.
Why unicorns are dead. http://youtu.be/1yD7NC2Urdw

If you don't curse while driving then you're not paying attention to the road at all...

I'M ON STEVE'S PROFILE!!!! IT'S LEGIT!
BubblesCuddlesNicole
:D
I'm too young to have a mid-life crisis.....
is this an "early-life crisis"?
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I hate when I put food in the microwave & it starts making explosive noises so I check and it’s cold like why you gotta play me like that

exercising would be so much more rewarding if calories screamed when you burned them
 

I wonder if teachers ever realise that some of the students sitting in their class have serious mental illnesses and are collapsing under the pressure they put on them.
 

uh


how do i get skinny by tomorrow

 

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