Lego Quotes

The worst pain ever is stepping on a lego.
EVERYTHING IS AWESOME! EVERYTHING IS COOL WHEN YOU'RE PART OF A TEAM 
They say, gS  L  O  W

And everything just stands so still

We say, go go!

We're ready for the fight, we know the drill
When you step on a peice of lego...
I tried making a mini lego movie thing on my cousin's ipad.
It was an epic fail.

Worst painever:

1) stepping on a lego 
2) hitting your hip on the corner of something
3)stubbing your toe
4)cramps
5)hitting your leg on your other leg while running full force
6)when you feel your heart breaking
7)getting soap in your eye
8)hitting your funny bone on something
9)labor
10)hand sanitizer in a paper cut
11)when a random object goes in your eye
12)when your boob gets hit

Girl; I hope you go to hell
Me; I hope you stand on a lego in the dark.
Girl; -gasps- YOU DID NOT!
Me; YES I DID!




Psychological Fact:

When a person cries and the first drop of tears

comes from the right eye,

 it's from happiness.

But when the first tear is from the left eye, it's

from pain.






If you cry from both eyes at the same 

time,
          

You probably stepped on a lego.


 

There are two types of people in this world. The ones that like me and are awesome, and the ones that can step on a flaming Lego made out of syringes that carry a deadly virus.

'Nuff Said.
Whoever created lego,
made the world a more fun and more painful place.
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