Best Letters Quotes This Week

Awesome letters from apartment buildings:

Dear neighbor,
Your car's sound system is amazing. It is so loud and the bass is so rockin' that it actually shakes all of the apartment bulidings in the complex. Awesome! This is exceptionally rad when you pull up at 3:30 in the morning and wake up the entire complex. Wicked Awesome! We are all very impressed with your super cool sound system. Don't even think about turning it down when you pull up to the bulidings you share with hundreds of other people.
-Your envious neighbor

Hey sillies!
I noticed you guys keep forgetting to pick up your dog's poopies so I took it upon myself to bring you some baggies. I assumed you're all out because why else wouldn't you clean up after your dogs? Oh! And also helped you out by dropping all the said poop convieniently in front of your door for easier cleanup.
You're welcome!

Dear Caucasian Neighbor,
Next time you would like to discuss your bigoted fears of "being r.ped by a big black dude when you come home at 3:30 in the morning", please don't do it the hallway within earshot of A Big Black Dude. It would be greatly appreciated if you keep your ignorance within the confines of your own apartment.
Thank you, A Big Black Dude
P.S. You aren't even my type

Good morning!
We hope your exorcism was successful last night. We do ask, as a courtesy to us and the other neighbors on this floor, that you limit expelling demons to Friday or Saturday nights.
Thank you in advance

If you're going to shoot p.rn in the elevator--please clean up after you are done! Thank you, Management

To: The person who stopped the washer in the middle of my wash cycle and toook my clothes out just to watch yours...
Yeah, you're an a**hole. Unfortunatley for you, so am I. You can find your wet clothes frozen outside in the snow.
Any problems? Come see me in 301

Dear neighbors,
I apologize for any "commotion" occuring tonight and every night for the next 3 to 4 weeks. I also apologize for my wide vocab of "slurs" and profanities. You see, I reciently acquired Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3. No need to call the cops again.
Sincerely, Your next door neighbor
P.S. Invest in some ear plugs

Dear whoever stole my Amazon package:
I can understand your need for 30 rolls of toilet paper, considering you're a huge a**hole. Enjoy.
Your friendly neighbor

Old Lady,
If I catch you in the act of putting your dog's crap in our cans, I will cut off your head and bold it to the head of my car.
DID YOU KNOW
Every book you've ever read is just a different combination of 26 letters
Letters

Isn't it strange
how with a combination
of twenty-six letters
you can steal someone's heart
and captivate their soul?
Even stranger
is how with
a different combination
of those twenty-six letters,
you can make their eyes
fill with tears
and give them enough
pain to last a lifetime?
Dear Santa,
All I want for Christmas is my best friend back.
Sincerely, Me.












Having to recite the entire
alphabet

because you can't remember what comes after that one letter.











 
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

Dear boys

Not every girl is gonna look like a supermodel . Not

every girl is going to have a clear face . Not every girl

is gonna have that skinny, slim body. Not every girl

is gonna have thick thighs . Not every girl is gonna

have a flat stomach . Not every girl is gonna have big

b00bs. Not every girl is gonna have a big a$s. Not

every girl is gonna know how to cook . Not every girl

is gonna know how to play video games

Not every girl is gonna be perfect. But you know what? It's

not about finding that "perfect girl". It's about finding a girl

who you can love perfectly. Just the way she is, flaws and

all.
 

 
sincerly me.




 
   
           silly me, thinking i was
                   GOOD ENOUGH.



 


Just me?
     Does anyone else subconciously give letters and numbers a gender?
     Like 3 is such a feminine number while 1 is definitely masculine, AM I RIGHT.
     And then G is a girl of course while O is a boy, you feel me?
Am I the only one who misses actual, handwritten letters?
I just love the way they used to be so personal.
I don't know whether it was
the postage stamp,
the slight smear of the ink,
or even the smell of the paper,

but I used to feel so

happy
when somebody wrote me. 

Like somebody cared enough about me to put in the effort.

I miss those days.

 


When you think about it handwriting is pretty weird
like we are all writing the same letters but for some reason our brains comprehend them differently and as hard as
we try we can't get our brains to comprehend how somehow else makes their letters and copy their handwriting


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