Liarliarpantsonfire Quotes

Make yourself an honest man, and then you may be sure there is one less rascal in the world.

-Thomas Carlyle
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I'm always dissapointed when
a liar's pants don't actually 
catch on fire.




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You think that not getting caught in a lie
Is the same thing as telling the truth.
 
 




 

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