Life Quotes

Every bra is a sports bra - the only difference is the sport.
A little dangering is a learneous thing.

Selective blurring, but for real life.
Every man’s a Sitzpinkler if he has to take a Scheiße.
‘Safeword’ is a contradiction in terms.
Learn to recognize those who are thin-skinned. And even more importantly, those who are thick-exoskeletoned.
Beware of wolves in sheep’s clothing – but acknowledge their shearing, spinning and sewing skills.
In our salad days, a lot of us just eat the croutons.
When I partook of the smörgåsbord of life, I got gås.
Only time will tell.

... And even then, only if time is offered a plea deal.

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