Every bra is
a sports bra - the only difference is the
sport.
A little dangering is a learneous
thing.
Selective
blurring, but for real life.
Every man’s a Sitzpinkler if he
has to take a Scheiße.
‘Safeword’ is
a contradiction in terms.
Learn to recognize those who are
thin-skinned. And even more importantly, those who are
thick-exoskeletoned.
Beware of wolves in sheep’s
clothing – but acknowledge their shearing, spinning and
sewing skills.
In our salad days, a lot
of us just eat the croutons.
When I partook of the
smörgåsbord of life, I got gås.
Only time will tell.
... And even then, only if time is offered a plea deal.
... And even then, only if time is offered a plea deal.
