Life Quotes

To ride a tiger is easy if you're a flea. 

I had my first  kiss at 22 lol

I can't rise unless I'm already shining.
Is it OK if I bite the hand that doesn't feed me? 
There's no use crying over spilled milk.  But as for spilt milk, that's a different matter entirely.
The honey stings, but the bee tastes sweet.
WARNING: Due to centrifugal effects, what goes around, when coming around, may detach and accelerate rapidly toward observer.
He that goeth barefoot should not plant thorns.  Likewise he that goeth shod; thorn planting being verily a foolish occupation.
I'm no longer flirting with disaster – disaster and I are now formally engaged. 
If there was a play about performing Shakespeare, that would be deep, because you'd have a guy saying 'All the world's a stage' on a stage on a stage on a stage.
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