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f the shoe fits, cut out holes for your arms, legs and head, and wear it.
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Some are born great, some achieve greatness, but most have greatness thrust up in them.
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There's no pancreas for the world's problems.
... What? It's 'panacea?'
That too.
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To learn that all I really need to know I learned in kindergarten, I needed to go to graduate school.
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The whimper is louder than the bang.
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If you work in the fragrance industry, every now and then you need to stop and not smell the roses, or any other scent whatsoever.
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We say 'I don't know whether I'm coming or going,' as if it were somehow possible to do only one at a time.
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