Lifealert Quotes

*Life Alert Commercial*

Old Lady: I tried to twerk and i fell on the floor
Old Lady: I dropped all my thun thun thuns

So the other day my friend and I 
were at the library and sitting by the magazine section. This elderly man walked over 
to grab a magazine and when he saw us he just said "I have fallen and I cannot get up"
and then he legitimately just walked away and I don't think I have ever laughed so hard.


help I've fallen into japanese fashion and I cant get up

                                                                                  no seriously I cant afford this help



Hey babe, you better call life alert
because I've fallen for you and I can't get up.

I would pay actual money

if I saw someone fall, break there hip, and only say "help, I've fallen and I can't get up"

I'd find Life Alert commericals more entertaining
if they played the song 'Let The Bodies Hit The Floor' 

Me: *falls*
Me: *breaks life alert button in process*

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